30 years ago I was the quickest 30th birthday funny Custom T-shirt

$16.99

Celebrate 30 years of life with humor! Our “30 years ago I was the quickest” T-Shirt is the perfect way to mark this milestone. This funny T-shirt is a great gift for anyone reaching their 30th birthday. Get ready to laugh and cherish the memories of three amazing decades!

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Size Chart

Size Guide

Unisex Fit

Size Chest (Width) Body Length
XS16.5" (42 cm)27" (69 cm)
S18" (46 cm)28" (71 cm)
M20" (51 cm)29" (74 cm)
L22" (56 cm)30" (76 cm)
XL24" (61 cm)31" (79 cm)
2XL26" (66 cm)32" (81 cm)
3XL28" (71 cm)33" (84 cm)
4XL30" (76 cm)34" (86 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the shirt laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the shirt.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length
XS16" (40.6 cm)26" (66 cm)
S18" (45.7 cm)27" (68.6 cm)
M20" (50.8 cm)28" (71.1 cm)
L22" (55.9 cm)29" (73.7 cm)
XL24" (61 cm)30" (76.2 cm)
2XL26" (66 cm)31" (78.7 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the tank top laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the tank top.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length Sleeve Length
XS16.5" (42 cm)27" (69 cm)23.5" (60 cm)
S18" (46 cm)28" (71 cm)25" (63.5 cm)
M20" (51 cm)29" (74 cm)26.5" (67 cm)
L22" (56 cm)30" (76 cm)28" (71 cm)
XL24" (61 cm)31" (79 cm)29.5" (75 cm)
2XL26" (66 cm)32" (81 cm)31" (79 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the tee laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the tee.
  • Sleeve Length: Measure from the shoulder seam to the end of the wrist.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length Sleeve Length
S20" (50.8 cm)26" (66 cm)33" (83.8 cm)
M22" (55.9 cm)27" (68.6 cm)34.5" (87.6 cm)
L24" (61 cm)28" (71.1 cm)36" (91.4 cm)
XL26" (66 cm)29" (73.7 cm)37" (94 cm)
2XL28" (71.1 cm)30" (76.2 cm)38" (96.5 cm)
3XL30" (76.2 cm)31" (78.7 cm)39" (99 cm)
4XL32" (81.3 cm)32" (81.3 cm)40" (101.6 cm)
5XL34" (86.4 cm)33" (83.8 cm)41" (104.1 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the sweatshirt laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the sweatshirt.
  • Sleeve Length: Measure from the center back of the neck, over the shoulder, down to the wrist.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length Sleeve Length
S20" (50.8 cm)26" (66 cm)33" (83.8 cm)
M22" (55.9 cm)27" (68.6 cm)34.5" (87.6 cm)
L24" (61 cm)28" (71.1 cm)36" (91.4 cm)
XL26" (66 cm)29" (73.7 cm)37" (94 cm)
2XL28" (71.1 cm)30" (76.2 cm)38" (96.5 cm)
3XL30" (76.2 cm)31" (78.7 cm)39" (99 cm)
4XL32" (81.3 cm)32" (81.3 cm)40" (101.6 cm)
5XL34" (86.4 cm)33" (83.8 cm)41" (104.1 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the hoodie laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the hoodie.
  • Sleeve Length: Measure from the center back of the neck, over the shoulder, down to the wrist.

Female Fit

Size Chest (Width) Body Length
XS16.5" (42 cm)27" (69 cm)
S18" (46 cm)28" (71 cm)
M20" (51 cm)29" (74 cm)
L22" (56 cm)30" (76 cm)
XL24" (61 cm)31" (79 cm)
2XL26" (66 cm)32" (81 cm)
3XL28" (71 cm)33" (84 cm)
4XL30" (76 cm)34" (86 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the shirt laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the shirt.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length
S18.5" (47 cm)25" (63.5 cm)
M20" (50.8 cm)26" (66 cm)
L22" (55.9 cm)27" (68.6 cm)
XL24" (61 cm)28" (71.1 cm)
2XL26" (66 cm)29" (73.7 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the tee laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the tee.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length
XS16" (40.6 cm)26" (66 cm)
S18" (45.7 cm)27" (68.6 cm)
M20" (50.8 cm)28" (71.1 cm)
L22" (55.9 cm)29" (73.7 cm)
XL24" (61 cm)30" (76.2 cm)
2XL26" (66 cm)31" (78.7 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the tank top laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the tank top.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length
S16" (40.6 cm)20.25" (51.4 cm)
M16.75" (42.5 cm)20.75" (52.7 cm)
L17.75" (45.1 cm)21.25" (54 cm)
XL18.75" (47.6 cm)21.75" (55.2 cm)
2XL20" (50.8 cm)22.25" (56.5 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the tank top laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the tank top.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length Sleeve Length
XS16.5" (42 cm)27" (69 cm)23.5" (60 cm)
S18" (46 cm)28" (71 cm)25" (63.5 cm)
M20" (51 cm)29" (74 cm)26.5" (67 cm)
L22" (56 cm)30" (76 cm)28" (71 cm)
XL24" (61 cm)31" (79 cm)29.5" (75 cm)
2XL26" (66 cm)32" (81 cm)31" (79 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the tee laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the tee.
  • Sleeve Length: Measure from the shoulder seam to the end of the wrist.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length Sleeve Length
S20" (50.8 cm)26" (66 cm)33" (83.8 cm)
M22" (55.9 cm)27" (68.6 cm)34.5" (87.6 cm)
L24" (61 cm)28" (71.1 cm)36" (91.4 cm)
XL26" (66 cm)29" (73.7 cm)37" (94 cm)
2XL28" (71.1 cm)30" (76.2 cm)38" (96.5 cm)
3XL30" (76.2 cm)31" (78.7 cm)39" (99 cm)
4XL32" (81.3 cm)32" (81.3 cm)40" (101.6 cm)
5XL34" (86.4 cm)33" (83.8 cm)41" (104.1 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the sweatshirt laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the sweatshirt.
  • Sleeve Length: Measure from the center back of the neck, over the shoulder, down to the wrist.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length Sleeve Length
S20" (50.8 cm)26" (66 cm)33" (83.8 cm)
M22" (55.9 cm)27" (68.6 cm)34.5" (87.6 cm)
L24" (61 cm)28" (71.1 cm)36" (91.4 cm)
XL26" (66 cm)29" (73.7 cm)37" (94 cm)
2XL28" (71.1 cm)30" (76.2 cm)38" (96.5 cm)
3XL30" (76.2 cm)31" (78.7 cm)39" (99 cm)
4XL32" (81.3 cm)32" (81.3 cm)40" (101.6 cm)
5XL34" (86.4 cm)33" (83.8 cm)41" (104.1 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the hoodie laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the hoodie.
  • Sleeve Length: Measure from the center back of the neck, over the shoulder, down to the wrist.

Shop Reviews

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  1. PB

    Per my wife – I do gel nails at home and this polish not only went on super solid, but also has lasted even with a very tiny chip. It hasn’t budged and I’m a new mom with a newborn so I haven’t been very careful in protecting my mani. Already have other colors by this brand in my cart! Highly recommend!

  2. K

    I love the look and feel of these nails! They are a very pretty summery shade of yellow, and they are a great length. They lasted a couple of days, which is not as long as was promised but has been pretty typical for me with nails regardless of how I apply them.

  3. CR

    Love the different sizes of the holographic glitter. Looks beautiful in the light. Yes, glitter is a bit gloopy, but it’s easy enough to spread out. A thin layer will due. Cures fine for me too.

  4. B

    The nail polish is little bottles, but I like that you can get a variety of colors. The gel is thick, so do not put a thick layer on or it will take forever to cure.
    You do need a uv light. Idk if I like the matte top coat as much as I thought I would, but I love these fall colors.

  5. S

    This set is beginner friendly and just as good for experienced users. First of all, the viscosity and pigmentation is perfectly balanced in that u can apply a medium coat and get a 2 layer coverage with just 1 application without it being chunky and thick. It cures well either way (30 seconds between layers, 60 seconds after fully coated). It’s self leveling and easy to file side walls after completely cured if they become flooded. I applied GAOY matte top coat to give it that fresh clean acrylic look and it definitely delivered. I applied a different color from the set to 2 of my fingers to gage the nuance and it’s so subtle in polish color but brings out a different tone in your skin. All are beautiful and this one set is all you need to compliment a variety of skin tones. Keep in mind that these are sheer and versatile. You can use this set for natural manicures, French manicures, full nude coverage (with 3 coats), base and mixing gel for rose quartz and other stone designs. The quality exceeds the price.

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Description

Introduction: A Light-Hearted Toast to Thirty

Reaching 30 is a momentous occasion, and what better way to embrace this milestone than with a bit of humor? The “30 years ago I was the quickest 30th birthday funny T-Shirt” is designed to bring a smile and a chuckle, making the celebration even more enjoyable.

The Design: Celebrating with Wit

A Nod to the Past

The design of this T-shirt is centered around the humorous idea that 30 years ago, the wearer was “the quickest” – a playful reference to being the first sperm to reach the egg. This kind of humor adds a light-hearted touch to the concept of aging and celebrating a birthday. The design might include whimsical graphics or playful fonts that capture this jest in a tasteful and amusing way.

Personalization for Extra Laughs

Personalizing the T-shirt can make the humor even more effective. This could include a custom joke, the birthday person’s name, or a clever illustration that ties into the theme. Personalization turns the T-shirt into a unique and memorable part of the birthday celebration.

Comfort for a Day of Fun

As this T-shirt is likely to be a central part of the birthday celebration, comfort is essential. A soft, high-quality fabric ensures that the birthday person can enjoy their day with ease, feeling comfortable and amused by their festive attire.

The Appeal: Why It’s a Birthday Hit

A Touch of Humor

Humor can make any birthday more enjoyable, and this T-shirt, with its witty and playful message, is sure to be a hit. It’s a fun way to acknowledge the passage of time with a smile and a sense of good humor.

Breaking the Ice

At any birthday party, this T-shirt is bound to be a conversation starter. It’s a playful way to engage guests, spread laughter, and ensure that the birthday celebration is filled with joy and lightheartedness.

Perfect for the Young-at-Heart

This T-shirt is an excellent choice for anyone who enjoys humor and doesn’t take themselves too seriously. It’s a fun, cheerful way to celebrate turning 30, showing that age is just a number and that one’s sense of humor remains evergreen.

A Unique Gift Idea

If you’re searching for a unique and amusing gift for someone approaching their 30th birthday, this T-shirt is a delightful option. It’s not just a piece of clothing; it’s a source of laughter and a reminder to enjoy every moment.

Conclusion: Embracing Thirty with a Laugh

In summary, the “30 years ago I was the quickest 30th birthday funny T-Shirt” is a fantastic way to celebrate a 30th birthday. It’s more than just a T-shirt; it’s a statement of fun, a celebration of life’s journey, and a way to embrace a new decade with humor and light-heartedness. So here’s to turning thirty – may it be as joyful and spirited as the quickest one from 30 years ago!

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+ USA Order: $5.95.a

+ International Order: $15.95.

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This product is hand made and made on-demand.

A soft tee made to go with everything in your closet

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