Dirty Fucking Thirty – Funny 30th Birthday Custom T-shirt

$16.99

Celebrate your 30th birthday in style with this hilarious “Dirty Fucking Thirty” T-shirt. Get ready for an epic milestone with a touch of humor!

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Size Chart

Size Guide

Unisex Fit

Size Chest (Width) Body Length
XS16.5" (42 cm)27" (69 cm)
S18" (46 cm)28" (71 cm)
M20" (51 cm)29" (74 cm)
L22" (56 cm)30" (76 cm)
XL24" (61 cm)31" (79 cm)
2XL26" (66 cm)32" (81 cm)
3XL28" (71 cm)33" (84 cm)
4XL30" (76 cm)34" (86 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the shirt laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the shirt.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length
XS16" (40.6 cm)26" (66 cm)
S18" (45.7 cm)27" (68.6 cm)
M20" (50.8 cm)28" (71.1 cm)
L22" (55.9 cm)29" (73.7 cm)
XL24" (61 cm)30" (76.2 cm)
2XL26" (66 cm)31" (78.7 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the tank top laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the tank top.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length Sleeve Length
XS16.5" (42 cm)27" (69 cm)23.5" (60 cm)
S18" (46 cm)28" (71 cm)25" (63.5 cm)
M20" (51 cm)29" (74 cm)26.5" (67 cm)
L22" (56 cm)30" (76 cm)28" (71 cm)
XL24" (61 cm)31" (79 cm)29.5" (75 cm)
2XL26" (66 cm)32" (81 cm)31" (79 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the tee laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the tee.
  • Sleeve Length: Measure from the shoulder seam to the end of the wrist.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length Sleeve Length
S20" (50.8 cm)26" (66 cm)33" (83.8 cm)
M22" (55.9 cm)27" (68.6 cm)34.5" (87.6 cm)
L24" (61 cm)28" (71.1 cm)36" (91.4 cm)
XL26" (66 cm)29" (73.7 cm)37" (94 cm)
2XL28" (71.1 cm)30" (76.2 cm)38" (96.5 cm)
3XL30" (76.2 cm)31" (78.7 cm)39" (99 cm)
4XL32" (81.3 cm)32" (81.3 cm)40" (101.6 cm)
5XL34" (86.4 cm)33" (83.8 cm)41" (104.1 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the sweatshirt laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the sweatshirt.
  • Sleeve Length: Measure from the center back of the neck, over the shoulder, down to the wrist.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length Sleeve Length
S20" (50.8 cm)26" (66 cm)33" (83.8 cm)
M22" (55.9 cm)27" (68.6 cm)34.5" (87.6 cm)
L24" (61 cm)28" (71.1 cm)36" (91.4 cm)
XL26" (66 cm)29" (73.7 cm)37" (94 cm)
2XL28" (71.1 cm)30" (76.2 cm)38" (96.5 cm)
3XL30" (76.2 cm)31" (78.7 cm)39" (99 cm)
4XL32" (81.3 cm)32" (81.3 cm)40" (101.6 cm)
5XL34" (86.4 cm)33" (83.8 cm)41" (104.1 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the hoodie laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the hoodie.
  • Sleeve Length: Measure from the center back of the neck, over the shoulder, down to the wrist.

Female Fit

Size Chest (Width) Body Length
XS16.5" (42 cm)27" (69 cm)
S18" (46 cm)28" (71 cm)
M20" (51 cm)29" (74 cm)
L22" (56 cm)30" (76 cm)
XL24" (61 cm)31" (79 cm)
2XL26" (66 cm)32" (81 cm)
3XL28" (71 cm)33" (84 cm)
4XL30" (76 cm)34" (86 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the shirt laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the shirt.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length
S18.5" (47 cm)25" (63.5 cm)
M20" (50.8 cm)26" (66 cm)
L22" (55.9 cm)27" (68.6 cm)
XL24" (61 cm)28" (71.1 cm)
2XL26" (66 cm)29" (73.7 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the tee laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the tee.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length
XS16" (40.6 cm)26" (66 cm)
S18" (45.7 cm)27" (68.6 cm)
M20" (50.8 cm)28" (71.1 cm)
L22" (55.9 cm)29" (73.7 cm)
XL24" (61 cm)30" (76.2 cm)
2XL26" (66 cm)31" (78.7 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the tank top laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the tank top.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length
S16" (40.6 cm)20.25" (51.4 cm)
M16.75" (42.5 cm)20.75" (52.7 cm)
L17.75" (45.1 cm)21.25" (54 cm)
XL18.75" (47.6 cm)21.75" (55.2 cm)
2XL20" (50.8 cm)22.25" (56.5 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the tank top laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the tank top.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length Sleeve Length
XS16.5" (42 cm)27" (69 cm)23.5" (60 cm)
S18" (46 cm)28" (71 cm)25" (63.5 cm)
M20" (51 cm)29" (74 cm)26.5" (67 cm)
L22" (56 cm)30" (76 cm)28" (71 cm)
XL24" (61 cm)31" (79 cm)29.5" (75 cm)
2XL26" (66 cm)32" (81 cm)31" (79 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the tee laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the tee.
  • Sleeve Length: Measure from the shoulder seam to the end of the wrist.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length Sleeve Length
S20" (50.8 cm)26" (66 cm)33" (83.8 cm)
M22" (55.9 cm)27" (68.6 cm)34.5" (87.6 cm)
L24" (61 cm)28" (71.1 cm)36" (91.4 cm)
XL26" (66 cm)29" (73.7 cm)37" (94 cm)
2XL28" (71.1 cm)30" (76.2 cm)38" (96.5 cm)
3XL30" (76.2 cm)31" (78.7 cm)39" (99 cm)
4XL32" (81.3 cm)32" (81.3 cm)40" (101.6 cm)
5XL34" (86.4 cm)33" (83.8 cm)41" (104.1 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the sweatshirt laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the sweatshirt.
  • Sleeve Length: Measure from the center back of the neck, over the shoulder, down to the wrist.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length Sleeve Length
S20" (50.8 cm)26" (66 cm)33" (83.8 cm)
M22" (55.9 cm)27" (68.6 cm)34.5" (87.6 cm)
L24" (61 cm)28" (71.1 cm)36" (91.4 cm)
XL26" (66 cm)29" (73.7 cm)37" (94 cm)
2XL28" (71.1 cm)30" (76.2 cm)38" (96.5 cm)
3XL30" (76.2 cm)31" (78.7 cm)39" (99 cm)
4XL32" (81.3 cm)32" (81.3 cm)40" (101.6 cm)
5XL34" (86.4 cm)33" (83.8 cm)41" (104.1 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the hoodie laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the hoodie.
  • Sleeve Length: Measure from the center back of the neck, over the shoulder, down to the wrist.

Shop Reviews

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    Per my wife – I do gel nails at home and this polish not only went on super solid, but also has lasted even with a very tiny chip. It hasn’t budged and I’m a new mom with a newborn so I haven’t been very careful in protecting my mani. Already have other colors by this brand in my cart! Highly recommend!

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    Love the different sizes of the holographic glitter. Looks beautiful in the light. Yes, glitter is a bit gloopy, but it’s easy enough to spread out. A thin layer will due. Cures fine for me too.

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    The nail polish is little bottles, but I like that you can get a variety of colors. The gel is thick, so do not put a thick layer on or it will take forever to cure.
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    This set is beginner friendly and just as good for experienced users. First of all, the viscosity and pigmentation is perfectly balanced in that u can apply a medium coat and get a 2 layer coverage with just 1 application without it being chunky and thick. It cures well either way (30 seconds between layers, 60 seconds after fully coated). It’s self leveling and easy to file side walls after completely cured if they become flooded. I applied GAOY matte top coat to give it that fresh clean acrylic look and it definitely delivered. I applied a different color from the set to 2 of my fingers to gage the nuance and it’s so subtle in polish color but brings out a different tone in your skin. All are beautiful and this one set is all you need to compliment a variety of skin tones. Keep in mind that these are sheer and versatile. You can use this set for natural manicures, French manicures, full nude coverage (with 3 coats), base and mixing gel for rose quartz and other stone designs. The quality exceeds the price.

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Description

Dirty Thirty – Funny T-Shirt: The Perfect Gift for Your 30th Birthday

Welcome to the world of adulthood! Turning 30 is a significant milestone in anyone’s life, and it’s essential to celebrate it in style. One way to do that is by wearing a hilarious and attention-grabbing “Dirty Thirty” t-shirt that will have everyone in stitches. In this article, we’ll explore why these funny t-shirts are the perfect gift for your 30th birthday celebration.

Sr#Headings
1What Is a “Dirty Thirty” T-Shirt?
2Why Choose a “Dirty Thirty” T-Shirt for Your 30th Birthday?
3Designs and Styles
4Creating Lasting Memories
5Quality and Comfort
6Choosing the Right Size
7Caring for Your “Dirty Thirty” T-Shirt
8Personalization Options
9Where to Buy Your “Dirty Thirty” T-Shirt
10Conclusion

What Is a “Dirty Thirty” T-Shirt?

A “Dirty Thirty” t-shirt is a humorous and playful piece of clothing designed specifically for those celebrating their 30th birthday. It often features witty slogans, funny graphics, or puns related to turning 30. These t-shirts are a popular choice for individuals looking to embrace this milestone with a sense of humor.

Why Choose a “Dirty Thirty” T-Shirt for Your 30th Birthday?

Turning 30 can be a mix of emotions – some people dread it, while others welcome it with open arms. Choosing a “Dirty Thirty” t-shirt for your birthday celebration can help you break the ice and ease any anxiety about hitting this milestone. Here’s why:

1. Laughter is the Best Medicine

Wearing a funny t-shirt can instantly lighten the mood and make everyone around you smile. It’s a fantastic conversation starter and sets a relaxed and jovial atmosphere for your celebration.

2. Celebrate Your Age

Turning 30 is something to be proud of! By wearing a “Dirty Thirty” t-shirt, you’re embracing your age with humor and confidence. It sends a positive message that you’re not afraid to grow older.

3. Memorable Photos

Imagine the hilarious photos you’ll have from your 30th birthday party with everyone wearing matching “Dirty Thirty” t-shirts. These pictures will be cherished memories for years to come.

Designs and Styles

“Dirty Thirty” t-shirts come in a wide variety of designs and styles to suit your personality and preferences. Whether you prefer a simple and subtle design or a bold and cheeky one, there’s a t-shirt out there for you.

1. Classic Typography

Some “Dirty Thirty” t-shirts feature classic typography with witty sayings like “Flirty at 30” or “Dirty Thirty and Loving It.” These designs are timeless and can be paired with various outfits.

2. Humorous Graphics

If you want to go all out, opt for a t-shirt with funny graphics that will leave everyone in stitches. From comical illustrations to clever puns, these shirts are sure to be a hit.

3. Personalized Options

Many online retailers offer personalized “Dirty Thirty” t-shirts where you can add your name or a custom message. This adds a unique touch to your birthday attire.

Creating Lasting Memories

Your 30th birthday is a milestone you’ll want to remember for years to come. A “Dirty Thirty” t-shirt not only adds a fun element to your celebration but also becomes a cherished keepsake. Whenever you wear it in the future, it’ll bring back fond memories of your milestone birthday.

Quality and Comfort

When choosing your “Dirty Thirty” t-shirt, prioritize quality and comfort. Look for shirts made from soft and breathable materials to ensure you stay comfortable throughout your birthday festivities. You don’t want to be itching or uncomfortable on your special day!

Choosing the Right Size

Getting the right size is crucial for a comfortable fit. Most online retailers provide size charts, so be sure to measure yourself and check the sizing guide before making a purchase. It’s better to get a size slightly larger than too small for maximum comfort.

Caring for Your “Dirty Thirty” T-Shirt

To keep your “Dirty Thirty” t-shirt looking great for years, follow the care instructions provided by the manufacturer. Typically, washing it in cold water and avoiding high heat when drying will help preserve the design and fabric quality.

Personalization Options

If you want to add a personal touch to your “Dirty Thirty” t-shirt, consider options for customization. Many online retailers allow you to personalize your shirt with your name, birthdate, or a special message. This makes it even more meaningful and unique.

Where to Buy Your “Dirty Thirty” T-Shirt

Now that you’re excited about getting your “Dirty Thirty” t-shirt, you’re probably wondering where to find the perfect one. You can explore online marketplaces, custom t-shirt shops, or even local stores that offer birthday-themed apparel.

Conclusion

Your 30th birthday is a momentous occasion, and celebrating it with a “Dirty Thirty” t-shirt is a fun and memorable choice. It brings laughter, joy, and lasting memories to your special day. So, embrace your age, wear your humor proudly, and make your 30th birthday celebration one to remember!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)

1. Where can I buy a “Dirty Thirty” t-shirt?

You can purchase “Dirty Thirty” t-shirts from online retailers, custom t-shirt shops, or local stores that offer birthday-themed apparel. Be sure to explore different options to find the perfect one for your celebration.

2. Can I personalize my “Dirty Thirty” t-shirt?

Yes, many online retailers offer personalization options for “Dirty Thirty” t-shirts. You can add your name, birthdate, or a custom message to make it uniquely yours.

3. How should I care for my “Dirty Thirty” t-shirt?

To maintain the quality and design of your t-shirt, follow the care instructions provided by the manufacturer. Typically, washing it in cold water and avoiding high heat during drying is recommended.

4. Are “Dirty Thirty” t-shirts available in different sizes?

Yes, “Dirty Thirty” t-shirts come in various sizes to accommodate different body types. Be sure to consult the size chart provided by the retailer and choose the size that best fits you.

5. Why is a “Dirty Thirty” t-shirt a great choice for a 30th birthday celebration?

A “Dirty Thirty” t-shirt adds humor, fun, and a sense of celebration to your 30th birthday. It encourages laughter, helps you embrace your age, and creates memorable moments with friends and family.

 

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+ International Order: $15.95.

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A soft tee made to go with everything in your closet

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