Easily Distracted By Cows, Farm, Funny, Jokes, Sarcastic Custom T-shirt

$16.99

Easily Distracted By Cows, Farm, Funny, Jokes, Sarcastic T-shirt for those who love a good laugh. This Birthday T-shirt is perfect for adding humor to your special day.

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Size Chart

Size Guide

Unisex Fit

Size Chest (Width) Body Length
XS16.5" (42 cm)27" (69 cm)
S18" (46 cm)28" (71 cm)
M20" (51 cm)29" (74 cm)
L22" (56 cm)30" (76 cm)
XL24" (61 cm)31" (79 cm)
2XL26" (66 cm)32" (81 cm)
3XL28" (71 cm)33" (84 cm)
4XL30" (76 cm)34" (86 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the shirt laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the shirt.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length
XS16" (40.6 cm)26" (66 cm)
S18" (45.7 cm)27" (68.6 cm)
M20" (50.8 cm)28" (71.1 cm)
L22" (55.9 cm)29" (73.7 cm)
XL24" (61 cm)30" (76.2 cm)
2XL26" (66 cm)31" (78.7 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the tank top laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the tank top.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length Sleeve Length
XS16.5" (42 cm)27" (69 cm)23.5" (60 cm)
S18" (46 cm)28" (71 cm)25" (63.5 cm)
M20" (51 cm)29" (74 cm)26.5" (67 cm)
L22" (56 cm)30" (76 cm)28" (71 cm)
XL24" (61 cm)31" (79 cm)29.5" (75 cm)
2XL26" (66 cm)32" (81 cm)31" (79 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the tee laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the tee.
  • Sleeve Length: Measure from the shoulder seam to the end of the wrist.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length Sleeve Length
S20" (50.8 cm)26" (66 cm)33" (83.8 cm)
M22" (55.9 cm)27" (68.6 cm)34.5" (87.6 cm)
L24" (61 cm)28" (71.1 cm)36" (91.4 cm)
XL26" (66 cm)29" (73.7 cm)37" (94 cm)
2XL28" (71.1 cm)30" (76.2 cm)38" (96.5 cm)
3XL30" (76.2 cm)31" (78.7 cm)39" (99 cm)
4XL32" (81.3 cm)32" (81.3 cm)40" (101.6 cm)
5XL34" (86.4 cm)33" (83.8 cm)41" (104.1 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the sweatshirt laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the sweatshirt.
  • Sleeve Length: Measure from the center back of the neck, over the shoulder, down to the wrist.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length Sleeve Length
S20" (50.8 cm)26" (66 cm)33" (83.8 cm)
M22" (55.9 cm)27" (68.6 cm)34.5" (87.6 cm)
L24" (61 cm)28" (71.1 cm)36" (91.4 cm)
XL26" (66 cm)29" (73.7 cm)37" (94 cm)
2XL28" (71.1 cm)30" (76.2 cm)38" (96.5 cm)
3XL30" (76.2 cm)31" (78.7 cm)39" (99 cm)
4XL32" (81.3 cm)32" (81.3 cm)40" (101.6 cm)
5XL34" (86.4 cm)33" (83.8 cm)41" (104.1 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the hoodie laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the hoodie.
  • Sleeve Length: Measure from the center back of the neck, over the shoulder, down to the wrist.

Female Fit

Size Chest (Width) Body Length
XS16.5" (42 cm)27" (69 cm)
S18" (46 cm)28" (71 cm)
M20" (51 cm)29" (74 cm)
L22" (56 cm)30" (76 cm)
XL24" (61 cm)31" (79 cm)
2XL26" (66 cm)32" (81 cm)
3XL28" (71 cm)33" (84 cm)
4XL30" (76 cm)34" (86 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the shirt laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the shirt.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length
S18.5" (47 cm)25" (63.5 cm)
M20" (50.8 cm)26" (66 cm)
L22" (55.9 cm)27" (68.6 cm)
XL24" (61 cm)28" (71.1 cm)
2XL26" (66 cm)29" (73.7 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the tee laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the tee.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length
XS16" (40.6 cm)26" (66 cm)
S18" (45.7 cm)27" (68.6 cm)
M20" (50.8 cm)28" (71.1 cm)
L22" (55.9 cm)29" (73.7 cm)
XL24" (61 cm)30" (76.2 cm)
2XL26" (66 cm)31" (78.7 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the tank top laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the tank top.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length
S16" (40.6 cm)20.25" (51.4 cm)
M16.75" (42.5 cm)20.75" (52.7 cm)
L17.75" (45.1 cm)21.25" (54 cm)
XL18.75" (47.6 cm)21.75" (55.2 cm)
2XL20" (50.8 cm)22.25" (56.5 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the tank top laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the tank top.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length Sleeve Length
XS16.5" (42 cm)27" (69 cm)23.5" (60 cm)
S18" (46 cm)28" (71 cm)25" (63.5 cm)
M20" (51 cm)29" (74 cm)26.5" (67 cm)
L22" (56 cm)30" (76 cm)28" (71 cm)
XL24" (61 cm)31" (79 cm)29.5" (75 cm)
2XL26" (66 cm)32" (81 cm)31" (79 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the tee laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the tee.
  • Sleeve Length: Measure from the shoulder seam to the end of the wrist.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length Sleeve Length
S20" (50.8 cm)26" (66 cm)33" (83.8 cm)
M22" (55.9 cm)27" (68.6 cm)34.5" (87.6 cm)
L24" (61 cm)28" (71.1 cm)36" (91.4 cm)
XL26" (66 cm)29" (73.7 cm)37" (94 cm)
2XL28" (71.1 cm)30" (76.2 cm)38" (96.5 cm)
3XL30" (76.2 cm)31" (78.7 cm)39" (99 cm)
4XL32" (81.3 cm)32" (81.3 cm)40" (101.6 cm)
5XL34" (86.4 cm)33" (83.8 cm)41" (104.1 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the sweatshirt laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the sweatshirt.
  • Sleeve Length: Measure from the center back of the neck, over the shoulder, down to the wrist.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length Sleeve Length
S20" (50.8 cm)26" (66 cm)33" (83.8 cm)
M22" (55.9 cm)27" (68.6 cm)34.5" (87.6 cm)
L24" (61 cm)28" (71.1 cm)36" (91.4 cm)
XL26" (66 cm)29" (73.7 cm)37" (94 cm)
2XL28" (71.1 cm)30" (76.2 cm)38" (96.5 cm)
3XL30" (76.2 cm)31" (78.7 cm)39" (99 cm)
4XL32" (81.3 cm)32" (81.3 cm)40" (101.6 cm)
5XL34" (86.4 cm)33" (83.8 cm)41" (104.1 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the hoodie laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the hoodie.
  • Sleeve Length: Measure from the center back of the neck, over the shoulder, down to the wrist.

Shop Reviews

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  1. PB

    Per my wife – I do gel nails at home and this polish not only went on super solid, but also has lasted even with a very tiny chip. It hasn’t budged and I’m a new mom with a newborn so I haven’t been very careful in protecting my mani. Already have other colors by this brand in my cart! Highly recommend!

  2. K

    I love the look and feel of these nails! They are a very pretty summery shade of yellow, and they are a great length. They lasted a couple of days, which is not as long as was promised but has been pretty typical for me with nails regardless of how I apply them.

  3. CR

    Love the different sizes of the holographic glitter. Looks beautiful in the light. Yes, glitter is a bit gloopy, but it’s easy enough to spread out. A thin layer will due. Cures fine for me too.

  4. AN

    I was on the hunt for the perfect sheer nude color and these are PERFECT. Here are quick things I have made note of:

    Smell: Low-odor, barely smell anything

    Consistency: Thicker than traditional color gel polish, but I wouldn’t say it’s thicker overall

    Color: The color looks exactly as advertised. If you like your natural nails but want to add an enhancement, these gels are perfect because you can achieve that look with 1-2 coats. The beauty about it is that they are totally buildable, meaning that if you like the sheer look but want the color pay off, you can totally get those results with more coats.

    Quality: I have mixed feelings. The colors are beautiful, but sometimes the gel peels. I’m not sure if it’s because of poor nail preparation or the product itself. I question it because many people say that you shouldn’t have lifting or peeling if there is proper nail preparation prior, but I’m doing all the right things and correctly too, so I’m not sure what it is.

    Price: The current price of 6 small gel polishes are $14. I’m not sure where I stand with this because I only use one shade out of the 6. The other colors don’t complement my skin tone so I don’t use them.

    Overall, I am happy with my purchase because I have been looking for the perfect sheer nude color that will complement my skin tone, and I have.

  5. B

    The nail polish is little bottles, but I like that you can get a variety of colors. The gel is thick, so do not put a thick layer on or it will take forever to cure.
    You do need a uv light. Idk if I like the matte top coat as much as I thought I would, but I love these fall colors.

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Description

Table of Contents

I. Introduction

Welcome to the world of birthday t-shirts, where celebrations come to life with style and humor. In this comprehensive guide, we’ll explore the significance of birthday t-shirts in making special occasions even more memorable.

When it comes to celebrating birthdays, it’s all about adding a personal touch and a dash of humor. And that’s exactly what the “Easily Distracted By Cows, Farm, Funny, Jokes, Sarcastic T-shirt” is all about. This unique t-shirt is designed for those who love farm life, enjoy a good laugh, and embrace their quirky sense of humor. As you read on, you’ll discover how this t-shirt embodies the joy, excitement, and personal connection that birthdays bring.

II. The Evolution of Birthday T-shirts

Over the years, birthday t-shirts have evolved from simple garments to expressive works of art. They’ve gone beyond basic designs to become powerful symbols of celebration. Let’s take a journey through their history and see how far they’ve come.

III. Types of Birthday T-shirts

Not all birthday t-shirts are created equal. They come in various styles, catering to different tastes and preferences. Whether you prefer customization, age-specific designs, or a good laugh, there’s a birthday t-shirt for everyone.

Customized Birthday T-shirts

When it comes to personalization, customized birthday t-shirts take the cake. These t-shirts allow you to express your unique style and personality. From adding your name to featuring your favorite farm animal, the possibilities are endless.

Age-Specific Birthday T-shirts

Age-specific birthday t-shirts are designed to match your milestone age. Whether you’re celebrating your 1st birthday, Sweet 16, or the big 5-0, there’s a t-shirt that perfectly represents your journey through life.

Funny Birthday T-shirts

If humor is your birthday mantra, funny birthday t-shirts are your best friend. These t-shirts are adorned with hilarious quotes and witty designs that will have everyone in stitches.

Birthday t-shirt designs are constantly evolving to keep up with the latest trends. Whether you’re a fan of modern aesthetics or you prefer a nostalgic touch, there’s a design trend that will resonate with you.

Current Design Trends

Stay up-to-date with the latest design trends in birthday t-shirts. From minimalist elegance to bold and colorful designs, there’s a style that suits every taste.

Vintage and Retro Designs

Embrace the nostalgia of vintage and retro-themed birthday t-shirts. These designs bring a sense of timeless charm to your celebrations, taking you on a trip down memory lane.

V. Choosing the Perfect Birthday T-shirt

With so many options available, how do you choose the perfect birthday t-shirt? Let’s explore the factors to consider and some valuable tips to ensure you make the right choice.

Factors to Consider

1. Size and Fit: Ensure your t-shirt fits comfortably and complements your body shape.

2. Color and Style: Choose colors and styles that reflect your personality and the theme of your celebration.

3. Material and Comfort: Opt for high-quality materials that provide comfort throughout the day.

Tips for Selecting the Right T-shirt

1. Sizing charts and measurements: Check the sizing charts provided by the manufacturer to find your perfect fit.

2. Online reviews and recommendations: Read reviews from other buyers to gain insights into the t-shirt’s quality and sizing accuracy.

VI. DIY Birthday T-shirts

If you’re feeling creative, why not try your hand at creating your own birthday t-shirt masterpiece? We’ll provide you with a step-by-step guide on how to craft a personalized t-shirt that’s as unique as you are.

VII. Celebrating Milestone Birthdays

Milestone birthdays deserve special attention, and that includes a remarkable t-shirt to mark the occasion. Whether it’s a 1st birthday, Sweet 16, or a 50th milestone, we have the perfect t-shirt ideas for you.

1st Birthday T-shirts

There’s something truly magical about a baby’s 1st birthday. It’s a celebration of that precious first year of life. A 1st birthday t-shirt adds a delightful touch to the festivities.

Sweet 16 Birthday T-shirts

The transition to the teenage years is a momentous occasion. Sweet 16 birthday t-shirts combine style and sophistication, making young adults feel truly special on their big day.

50th Birthday T-shirts

Reaching the half-century mark is a remarkable achievement. 50th birthday t-shirts embrace elegance and wisdom, allowing celebrants to wear their age with pride.

VIII. Personalizing Birthday T-shirts

Personalization adds a sentimental touch to birthday t-shirts. We’ll introduce you to customization services and showcase some heartwarming personalized designs that will tug at your heartstrings.

Customization Services

Discover the ease of personalizing your birthday t-shirt with online platforms that offer customization services. From choosing fonts to uploading images, the process is simple and fun.

Showcasing Personalized Designs

We’ll share heartwarming examples of custom-made birthday t-shirts that have become treasured keepsakes. The sentimental value of a personalized gift is priceless.

IX. Birthday T-shirts for Group Celebrations

Group celebrations often include matching t-shirts, adding a sense of unity and excitement to the event. We’ll explore the importance of group t-shirts and showcase some unique designs.

Bachelor/Bachelorette Party T-shirts

Pre-wedding celebrations are incomplete without a dash of fun. Bachelor and bachelorette party t-shirts add a playful element to the festivities. Get ready to explore quirky designs that will make your party unforgettable.

X. Maintaining Birthday T-shirts

Preserving the quality of your birthday t-shirt is essential to keep the memories alive. We’ll provide you with washing and care instructions to ensure your t-shirt remains in pristine condition.

Washing and Care Instructions

Learn how to properly wash and care for your birthday t-shirt to prevent fading and maintain its vibrant colors. We’ll share tips for keeping your t-shirt looking as good as new.

Storing Sentimental T-shirts

For those special birthday t-shirts that hold sentimental value, we have suggestions on how to store them as keepsakes. You’ll also find creative ideas for displaying your cherished t-shirts.

XI. Birthday T-shirts as Gifts

Birthday t-shirts make wonderful gifts for a variety of occasions. Explore the versatility of these t-shirts as presents and discover creative ways to wrap and present them.

Gifting Ideas

From birthdays to anniversaries, there are many occasions where a birthday t-shirt can make the perfect gift. We’ll explore the different gifting opportunities that await you.

Gift-Wrapping and Presentation

Discover creative and thoughtful ways to wrap birthday t-shirts and emphasize the importance of presentation. A beautifully wrapped gift adds an extra layer of joy to the recipient’s experience.

XII. Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)

Have questions about birthday t-shirts? We’ve got you covered with answers to some commonly asked questions.

A. What are the benefits of personalized birthday t-shirts?

Personalized birthday t-shirts allow you to express your individuality and create meaningful connections with loved ones. They make for memorable keepsakes and thoughtful gifts.

B. Can I order birthday t-shirts in bulk for a large party?

Absolutely! Many manufacturers offer bulk orders for birthday t-shirts, making them ideal for large gatherings and group celebrations. You can easily coordinate matching t-shirts for everyone.

C. How can I choose the right size for a birthday t-shirt gift?

Choosing the right size requires considering the recipient’s body measurements. Most manufacturers provide sizing charts to help you make an informed decision. You can also read online reviews to gauge the t-shirt’s fit.

D. Are there eco-friendly options for birthday t-shirts?

Yes, there are eco-friendly options for birthday t-shirts. Some manufacturers use sustainable materials and environmentally conscious printing processes to reduce their ecological footprint.

E. What are some unique design ideas for milestone birthdays?

Milestone birthdays offer endless design possibilities. Consider incorporating significant numbers, memorable quotes, or custom graphics that represent the celebrant’s journey.

XIII. Conclusion

In conclusion, birthday t-shirts are more than just clothing; they are a canvas for self-expression and celebration. The “Easily Distracted By Cows, Farm, Funny, Jokes, Sarcastic T-shirt” encapsulates the essence of joy, humor, and personal connection that birthdays bring.

Whether you’re choosing a t-shirt for yourself or as a gift, remember that it’s not just a piece of fabric; it’s a symbol of laughter, love, and cherished memories. Explore the world of birthday t-shirts, and let your celebrations shine with style and humor.

XIV. Additional Resources

For more options and inspiration, here are some additional resources to help you find the perfect birthday t-shirt:

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+ International Order: $15.95.

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This product is hand made and made on-demand.

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