Need an Ark I Noah Guy Funny Christian Men Women Pun Humor T-shirt

$16.99

Discover hilarious Christian humor with this unique t-shirt. Perfect for men and women who appreciate puns. Get yours today!

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Size Chart

Size Guide

Unisex Fit

Size Chest (Width) Body Length
XS16.5" (42 cm)27" (69 cm)
S18" (46 cm)28" (71 cm)
M20" (51 cm)29" (74 cm)
L22" (56 cm)30" (76 cm)
XL24" (61 cm)31" (79 cm)
2XL26" (66 cm)32" (81 cm)
3XL28" (71 cm)33" (84 cm)
4XL30" (76 cm)34" (86 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the shirt laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the shirt.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length
XS16" (40.6 cm)26" (66 cm)
S18" (45.7 cm)27" (68.6 cm)
M20" (50.8 cm)28" (71.1 cm)
L22" (55.9 cm)29" (73.7 cm)
XL24" (61 cm)30" (76.2 cm)
2XL26" (66 cm)31" (78.7 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the tank top laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the tank top.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length Sleeve Length
XS16.5" (42 cm)27" (69 cm)23.5" (60 cm)
S18" (46 cm)28" (71 cm)25" (63.5 cm)
M20" (51 cm)29" (74 cm)26.5" (67 cm)
L22" (56 cm)30" (76 cm)28" (71 cm)
XL24" (61 cm)31" (79 cm)29.5" (75 cm)
2XL26" (66 cm)32" (81 cm)31" (79 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the tee laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the tee.
  • Sleeve Length: Measure from the shoulder seam to the end of the wrist.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length Sleeve Length
S20" (50.8 cm)26" (66 cm)33" (83.8 cm)
M22" (55.9 cm)27" (68.6 cm)34.5" (87.6 cm)
L24" (61 cm)28" (71.1 cm)36" (91.4 cm)
XL26" (66 cm)29" (73.7 cm)37" (94 cm)
2XL28" (71.1 cm)30" (76.2 cm)38" (96.5 cm)
3XL30" (76.2 cm)31" (78.7 cm)39" (99 cm)
4XL32" (81.3 cm)32" (81.3 cm)40" (101.6 cm)
5XL34" (86.4 cm)33" (83.8 cm)41" (104.1 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the sweatshirt laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the sweatshirt.
  • Sleeve Length: Measure from the center back of the neck, over the shoulder, down to the wrist.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length Sleeve Length
S20" (50.8 cm)26" (66 cm)33" (83.8 cm)
M22" (55.9 cm)27" (68.6 cm)34.5" (87.6 cm)
L24" (61 cm)28" (71.1 cm)36" (91.4 cm)
XL26" (66 cm)29" (73.7 cm)37" (94 cm)
2XL28" (71.1 cm)30" (76.2 cm)38" (96.5 cm)
3XL30" (76.2 cm)31" (78.7 cm)39" (99 cm)
4XL32" (81.3 cm)32" (81.3 cm)40" (101.6 cm)
5XL34" (86.4 cm)33" (83.8 cm)41" (104.1 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the hoodie laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the hoodie.
  • Sleeve Length: Measure from the center back of the neck, over the shoulder, down to the wrist.

Female Fit

Size Chest (Width) Body Length
XS16.5" (42 cm)27" (69 cm)
S18" (46 cm)28" (71 cm)
M20" (51 cm)29" (74 cm)
L22" (56 cm)30" (76 cm)
XL24" (61 cm)31" (79 cm)
2XL26" (66 cm)32" (81 cm)
3XL28" (71 cm)33" (84 cm)
4XL30" (76 cm)34" (86 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the shirt laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the shirt.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length
S18.5" (47 cm)25" (63.5 cm)
M20" (50.8 cm)26" (66 cm)
L22" (55.9 cm)27" (68.6 cm)
XL24" (61 cm)28" (71.1 cm)
2XL26" (66 cm)29" (73.7 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the tee laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the tee.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length
XS16" (40.6 cm)26" (66 cm)
S18" (45.7 cm)27" (68.6 cm)
M20" (50.8 cm)28" (71.1 cm)
L22" (55.9 cm)29" (73.7 cm)
XL24" (61 cm)30" (76.2 cm)
2XL26" (66 cm)31" (78.7 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the tank top laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the tank top.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length
S16" (40.6 cm)20.25" (51.4 cm)
M16.75" (42.5 cm)20.75" (52.7 cm)
L17.75" (45.1 cm)21.25" (54 cm)
XL18.75" (47.6 cm)21.75" (55.2 cm)
2XL20" (50.8 cm)22.25" (56.5 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the tank top laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the tank top.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length Sleeve Length
XS16.5" (42 cm)27" (69 cm)23.5" (60 cm)
S18" (46 cm)28" (71 cm)25" (63.5 cm)
M20" (51 cm)29" (74 cm)26.5" (67 cm)
L22" (56 cm)30" (76 cm)28" (71 cm)
XL24" (61 cm)31" (79 cm)29.5" (75 cm)
2XL26" (66 cm)32" (81 cm)31" (79 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the tee laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the tee.
  • Sleeve Length: Measure from the shoulder seam to the end of the wrist.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length Sleeve Length
S20" (50.8 cm)26" (66 cm)33" (83.8 cm)
M22" (55.9 cm)27" (68.6 cm)34.5" (87.6 cm)
L24" (61 cm)28" (71.1 cm)36" (91.4 cm)
XL26" (66 cm)29" (73.7 cm)37" (94 cm)
2XL28" (71.1 cm)30" (76.2 cm)38" (96.5 cm)
3XL30" (76.2 cm)31" (78.7 cm)39" (99 cm)
4XL32" (81.3 cm)32" (81.3 cm)40" (101.6 cm)
5XL34" (86.4 cm)33" (83.8 cm)41" (104.1 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the sweatshirt laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the sweatshirt.
  • Sleeve Length: Measure from the center back of the neck, over the shoulder, down to the wrist.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length Sleeve Length
S20" (50.8 cm)26" (66 cm)33" (83.8 cm)
M22" (55.9 cm)27" (68.6 cm)34.5" (87.6 cm)
L24" (61 cm)28" (71.1 cm)36" (91.4 cm)
XL26" (66 cm)29" (73.7 cm)37" (94 cm)
2XL28" (71.1 cm)30" (76.2 cm)38" (96.5 cm)
3XL30" (76.2 cm)31" (78.7 cm)39" (99 cm)
4XL32" (81.3 cm)32" (81.3 cm)40" (101.6 cm)
5XL34" (86.4 cm)33" (83.8 cm)41" (104.1 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the hoodie laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the hoodie.
  • Sleeve Length: Measure from the center back of the neck, over the shoulder, down to the wrist.

Shop Reviews

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  1. PB

    Per my wife – I do gel nails at home and this polish not only went on super solid, but also has lasted even with a very tiny chip. It hasn’t budged and I’m a new mom with a newborn so I haven’t been very careful in protecting my mani. Already have other colors by this brand in my cart! Highly recommend!

  2. K

    I love the look and feel of these nails! They are a very pretty summery shade of yellow, and they are a great length. They lasted a couple of days, which is not as long as was promised but has been pretty typical for me with nails regardless of how I apply them.

  3. CR

    Love the different sizes of the holographic glitter. Looks beautiful in the light. Yes, glitter is a bit gloopy, but it’s easy enough to spread out. A thin layer will due. Cures fine for me too.

  4. AN

    I was on the hunt for the perfect sheer nude color and these are PERFECT. Here are quick things I have made note of:

    Smell: Low-odor, barely smell anything

    Consistency: Thicker than traditional color gel polish, but I wouldn’t say it’s thicker overall

    Color: The color looks exactly as advertised. If you like your natural nails but want to add an enhancement, these gels are perfect because you can achieve that look with 1-2 coats. The beauty about it is that they are totally buildable, meaning that if you like the sheer look but want the color pay off, you can totally get those results with more coats.

    Quality: I have mixed feelings. The colors are beautiful, but sometimes the gel peels. I’m not sure if it’s because of poor nail preparation or the product itself. I question it because many people say that you shouldn’t have lifting or peeling if there is proper nail preparation prior, but I’m doing all the right things and correctly too, so I’m not sure what it is.

    Price: The current price of 6 small gel polishes are $14. I’m not sure where I stand with this because I only use one shade out of the 6. The other colors don’t complement my skin tone so I don’t use them.

    Overall, I am happy with my purchase because I have been looking for the perfect sheer nude color that will complement my skin tone, and I have.

  5. B

    The nail polish is little bottles, but I like that you can get a variety of colors. The gel is thick, so do not put a thick layer on or it will take forever to cure.
    You do need a uv light. Idk if I like the matte top coat as much as I thought I would, but I love these fall colors.

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Description

Need an Ark? I Noah Guy! Funny Christian Men Women Pun Humor T-shirt

Welcome to our delightful collection of Christian-themed humor t-shirts. If you’re a Christian with a playful sense of humor or simply appreciate a good pun, you’re in the right place. In this article, we’ll explore the world of funny Christian t-shirts, specifically focusing on our “Need an Ark? I Noah Guy!” design. Get ready for a laughter-filled journey as we dive into the details of this hilarious tee!

Sr#Headings
1Humor in Faith
2The “Noah Guy” Design
3T-Shirt Quality
4Fit and Comfort
5Size Options
6Color Choices
7Perfect Gift Idea
8Order Now!
9Customer Reviews
10Frequently Asked Questions

Humor in Faith

Many people believe that faith is a serious matter, but there’s also room for humor in our spiritual journeys. Christianity, like any other aspect of life, has its moments of light-heartedness. Our funny Christian t-shirts celebrate the joy and laughter that can be found in faith.

The “Noah Guy” Design

The star of our collection is the “Need an Ark? I Noah Guy!” design. This clever pun combines the story of Noah’s Ark from the Bible with a humorous twist. The shirt features an image of Noah holding a sign that reads, “Need an Ark?” It’s a playful reminder that even in challenging times, we can find humor and hope in our faith.

T-Shirt Quality

We understand that comfort and durability matter when it comes to your favorite t-shirt. That’s why we use high-quality materials to ensure our shirts are soft, breathable, and built to last. You’ll love the feel of our shirts as much as you love the message they convey.

Fit and Comfort

Our t-shirts are designed for both men and women, and we prioritize a comfortable fit for all body types. Whether you prefer a relaxed fit or a more snug style, you’ll find options that suit your taste. Our shirts are perfect for everyday wear or special occasions.

Size Options

We offer a wide range of size options to ensure that everyone can enjoy our “Noah Guy” t-shirt. From small to XXXL, you’ll find the perfect size for you or your loved ones. Check our size chart to select the ideal fit.

Color Choices

Express your personality with our diverse color choices. Whether you prefer classic black or want to add a pop of color to your wardrobe, we have options to match your style. Our t-shirts are available in a variety of attractive colors.

Perfect Gift Idea

Looking for a unique and meaningful gift for a fellow Christian or a friend with a great sense of humor? Our “Need an Ark? I Noah Guy!” t-shirt makes for an excellent present. It’s a conversation starter and a reminder of the importance of laughter in our faith journey.

Order Now!

Don’t miss out on the chance to own this hilarious and faith-filled t-shirt. Place your order now and experience the joy of wearing a piece of clothing that combines humor and Christian values. You’ll be the talk of the town in this witty tee!

Customer Reviews

Here’s what some of our satisfied customers have to say about our “Noah Guy” t-shirt:

“I love this shirt! It always brings a smile to my face, and I’ve received so many compliments on it.” – Sarah

“As a Christian with a playful side, this shirt is perfect for me. Great quality and an even better message!” – John

Frequently Asked Questions

Still have questions? Check out these FAQs for more information:

1. Is this t-shirt suitable for both men and women?

Yes, our “Noah Guy” t-shirt is designed to be worn by both men and women.

2. What sizes are available?

We offer a wide range of sizes, from small to XXXL. Please refer to our size chart for detailed measurements.

3. Can I choose the color of the t-shirt?

Yes, we offer multiple color options to suit your style preferences.

4. Is the design printed or embroidered?

The design is printed on the t-shirt using high-quality, durable ink.

5. How can I place an order?

Ordering is easy! Simply visit our website and select your preferred size and color, then proceed to checkout.

Thank you for exploring our “Need an Ark? I Noah Guy!” funny Christian t-shirt. We hope you found this article informative and enjoyable. Place your order today and spread some laughter and faith with our unique design!

Additional information

Shipping: On average, merchandise is produced and shipped Within 2-5 business days after purchase. Standard shipping/transit times apply (3-5 days for United States).

– Shipping Cost:

+ USA Order: $5.95.a

+ International Order: $15.95.

Printed in US with love.

This product is hand made and made on-demand.

A soft tee made to go with everything in your closet

Shipping Faqs

- Production Time: On average, merchandise is produced and shipped from our facility 2-5 business days after purchase, In peak shopping season production time can be up to 5-10 business days.

- Shipping Time: You will receive your order anywhere from 3-5 business days for USA and 6-10 business days for International (depending on the shipping method you chose) from the date that it is shipped out, not the date the order is placed.

- Return & Exchange: At Mateefy, each item is personalized specifically for you. Therefore, we do not accept returns or exchanges. We encourage our customers to carefully review item descriptions, measurements, and dimensions before making a purchase. In case of defective or damaged goods, we will send a replacement to you (No any extra fee). Our policy lasts 30 days. If 30 days have gone by since your purchase, unfortunately, we can't offer you a refund or replacement. For More Details: Click Here:

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Worldwide Shipping Available: In Mateefy, we ship products to over 100 countries worldwide. Shipping rates and fees may vary depending on your country or region.

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