Officially Off the Clock – Retired – Funny Retirement Gift T-shirt

$16.99

Looking for the perfect retirement gift? Check out our “Officially Off the Clock – Retired” T-shirt. It’s a humorous and thoughtful way to celebrate someone’s military retirement.

This high-quality tee is designed for comfort and style. Whether you’re buying it for a friend, family member, or yourself, it’s a great way to show appreciation for their dedicated service in the military.

With a focus on quality and comfort, our retirement gift T-shirt is made from soft, breathable fabric that feels great against the skin. It features a witty design that captures the essence of being “Officially Off the Clock” after a long and honorable military career.

Order yours today and make the retirement celebration even more special with this unique and funny T-shirt. It’s a gift that will be cherished for years to come.

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Size Chart

Size Guide

Unisex Fit

Size Chest (Width) Body Length
XS16.5" (42 cm)27" (69 cm)
S18" (46 cm)28" (71 cm)
M20" (51 cm)29" (74 cm)
L22" (56 cm)30" (76 cm)
XL24" (61 cm)31" (79 cm)
2XL26" (66 cm)32" (81 cm)
3XL28" (71 cm)33" (84 cm)
4XL30" (76 cm)34" (86 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the shirt laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the shirt.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length
XS16" (40.6 cm)26" (66 cm)
S18" (45.7 cm)27" (68.6 cm)
M20" (50.8 cm)28" (71.1 cm)
L22" (55.9 cm)29" (73.7 cm)
XL24" (61 cm)30" (76.2 cm)
2XL26" (66 cm)31" (78.7 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the tank top laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the tank top.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length Sleeve Length
XS16.5" (42 cm)27" (69 cm)23.5" (60 cm)
S18" (46 cm)28" (71 cm)25" (63.5 cm)
M20" (51 cm)29" (74 cm)26.5" (67 cm)
L22" (56 cm)30" (76 cm)28" (71 cm)
XL24" (61 cm)31" (79 cm)29.5" (75 cm)
2XL26" (66 cm)32" (81 cm)31" (79 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the tee laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the tee.
  • Sleeve Length: Measure from the shoulder seam to the end of the wrist.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length Sleeve Length
S20" (50.8 cm)26" (66 cm)33" (83.8 cm)
M22" (55.9 cm)27" (68.6 cm)34.5" (87.6 cm)
L24" (61 cm)28" (71.1 cm)36" (91.4 cm)
XL26" (66 cm)29" (73.7 cm)37" (94 cm)
2XL28" (71.1 cm)30" (76.2 cm)38" (96.5 cm)
3XL30" (76.2 cm)31" (78.7 cm)39" (99 cm)
4XL32" (81.3 cm)32" (81.3 cm)40" (101.6 cm)
5XL34" (86.4 cm)33" (83.8 cm)41" (104.1 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the sweatshirt laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the sweatshirt.
  • Sleeve Length: Measure from the center back of the neck, over the shoulder, down to the wrist.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length Sleeve Length
S20" (50.8 cm)26" (66 cm)33" (83.8 cm)
M22" (55.9 cm)27" (68.6 cm)34.5" (87.6 cm)
L24" (61 cm)28" (71.1 cm)36" (91.4 cm)
XL26" (66 cm)29" (73.7 cm)37" (94 cm)
2XL28" (71.1 cm)30" (76.2 cm)38" (96.5 cm)
3XL30" (76.2 cm)31" (78.7 cm)39" (99 cm)
4XL32" (81.3 cm)32" (81.3 cm)40" (101.6 cm)
5XL34" (86.4 cm)33" (83.8 cm)41" (104.1 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the hoodie laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the hoodie.
  • Sleeve Length: Measure from the center back of the neck, over the shoulder, down to the wrist.

Female Fit

Size Chest (Width) Body Length
XS16.5" (42 cm)27" (69 cm)
S18" (46 cm)28" (71 cm)
M20" (51 cm)29" (74 cm)
L22" (56 cm)30" (76 cm)
XL24" (61 cm)31" (79 cm)
2XL26" (66 cm)32" (81 cm)
3XL28" (71 cm)33" (84 cm)
4XL30" (76 cm)34" (86 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the shirt laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the shirt.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length
S18.5" (47 cm)25" (63.5 cm)
M20" (50.8 cm)26" (66 cm)
L22" (55.9 cm)27" (68.6 cm)
XL24" (61 cm)28" (71.1 cm)
2XL26" (66 cm)29" (73.7 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the tee laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the tee.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length
XS16" (40.6 cm)26" (66 cm)
S18" (45.7 cm)27" (68.6 cm)
M20" (50.8 cm)28" (71.1 cm)
L22" (55.9 cm)29" (73.7 cm)
XL24" (61 cm)30" (76.2 cm)
2XL26" (66 cm)31" (78.7 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the tank top laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the tank top.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length
S16" (40.6 cm)20.25" (51.4 cm)
M16.75" (42.5 cm)20.75" (52.7 cm)
L17.75" (45.1 cm)21.25" (54 cm)
XL18.75" (47.6 cm)21.75" (55.2 cm)
2XL20" (50.8 cm)22.25" (56.5 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the tank top laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the tank top.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length Sleeve Length
XS16.5" (42 cm)27" (69 cm)23.5" (60 cm)
S18" (46 cm)28" (71 cm)25" (63.5 cm)
M20" (51 cm)29" (74 cm)26.5" (67 cm)
L22" (56 cm)30" (76 cm)28" (71 cm)
XL24" (61 cm)31" (79 cm)29.5" (75 cm)
2XL26" (66 cm)32" (81 cm)31" (79 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the tee laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the tee.
  • Sleeve Length: Measure from the shoulder seam to the end of the wrist.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length Sleeve Length
S20" (50.8 cm)26" (66 cm)33" (83.8 cm)
M22" (55.9 cm)27" (68.6 cm)34.5" (87.6 cm)
L24" (61 cm)28" (71.1 cm)36" (91.4 cm)
XL26" (66 cm)29" (73.7 cm)37" (94 cm)
2XL28" (71.1 cm)30" (76.2 cm)38" (96.5 cm)
3XL30" (76.2 cm)31" (78.7 cm)39" (99 cm)
4XL32" (81.3 cm)32" (81.3 cm)40" (101.6 cm)
5XL34" (86.4 cm)33" (83.8 cm)41" (104.1 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the sweatshirt laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the sweatshirt.
  • Sleeve Length: Measure from the center back of the neck, over the shoulder, down to the wrist.
Size Chest (Width) Body Length Sleeve Length
S20" (50.8 cm)26" (66 cm)33" (83.8 cm)
M22" (55.9 cm)27" (68.6 cm)34.5" (87.6 cm)
L24" (61 cm)28" (71.1 cm)36" (91.4 cm)
XL26" (66 cm)29" (73.7 cm)37" (94 cm)
2XL28" (71.1 cm)30" (76.2 cm)38" (96.5 cm)
3XL30" (76.2 cm)31" (78.7 cm)39" (99 cm)
4XL32" (81.3 cm)32" (81.3 cm)40" (101.6 cm)
5XL34" (86.4 cm)33" (83.8 cm)41" (104.1 cm)

Measurement Descriptions:

  • Chest (Width): Measure 1" below the armhole with the hoodie laying flat from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem of the hoodie.
  • Sleeve Length: Measure from the center back of the neck, over the shoulder, down to the wrist.

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Description

Officially Off the Clock – Retired – Funny Retirement Gift T-shirt

Welcome to the world of retirement, where the hustle and bustle of the military life have finally come to an end. It’s time to kick back, relax, and enjoy the fruits of your labor. And what better way to celebrate this momentous occasion than with a “Officially Off the Clock – Retired” Funny Retirement Gift T-shirt?

Sr#Headings
1The Joy of Retirement
2Why Choose a Retirement Gift T-shirt?
3Designs that Speak Volumes
4Comfort and Quality
5Personalization Options
6Where to Buy Your Retirement T-shirt
7Choosing the Right Size
8Caring for Your Retirement T-shirt
9Conclusion
10Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)

The Joy of Retirement

Retirement is a time to savor the freedom you’ve earned after years of dedicated service in the military. It’s a chapter of life filled with leisure, exploration, and relaxation. And what better way to announce your newfound status than by proudly wearing a “Officially Off the Clock – Retired” Funny Retirement Gift T-shirt?

Why Choose a Retirement Gift T-shirt?

A retirement gift t-shirt is more than just clothing; it’s a statement. It’s a way to express your joy and humor about retirement to the world. Whether you’re retiring from the Army, Navy, Air Force, or any other branch of the military, a retirement t-shirt is a fun and lighthearted choice.

Designs that Speak Volumes

Retirement t-shirts come in a wide range of designs, each with its unique message. From witty one-liners to clever graphics, these shirts can capture your personality and sense of humor. Some designs even pay tribute to your military service, making them extra special for veterans.

Comfort and Quality

Comfort is key during retirement, and these t-shirts are designed with that in mind. They’re typically made from soft, breathable materials that keep you feeling relaxed all day long. Plus, the quality ensures they’ll last through many years of retirement adventures.

Personalization Options

Want to make your retirement t-shirt even more special? Many retailers offer personalization options, allowing you to add your name, rank, or even a memorable date to the shirt. This customization adds a personal touch that makes it uniquely yours.

Where to Buy Your Retirement T-shirt

You can find retirement t-shirts at various online retailers and even local stores. Online shopping offers a vast selection, and you can read reviews to ensure you’re getting a quality product. Don’t forget to check for discounts or promotions to make your purchase even sweeter.

Choosing the Right Size

When ordering your retirement t-shirt, pay close attention to the sizing chart provided by the seller. Ensure you select the size that fits you comfortably. It’s always a good idea to double-check the measurements to avoid any surprises when your shirt arrives.

Caring for Your Retirement T-shirt

To keep your retirement t-shirt looking its best, follow the care instructions provided by the manufacturer. Typically, these shirts are easy to care for, but it’s essential to follow any specific guidelines to maintain their vibrant colors and softness.

Conclusion

Celebrate your military retirement with style and humor by wearing a “Officially Off the Clock – Retired” Funny Retirement Gift T-shirt. It’s a simple yet meaningful way to embrace this new chapter in your life and share your joy with the world.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)

1. Can I wear this t-shirt even if I’m not in the military?

Yes, absolutely! While these t-shirts are a popular choice for military retirees, anyone can enjoy their humor and comfort.

2. Are there different styles available?

Yes, you’ll find various styles, including crew neck, V-neck, and long-sleeve options. Choose the one that suits your preferences.

3. Can I return the t-shirt if it doesn’t fit?

Most retailers offer a return or exchange policy if the shirt doesn’t fit as expected. Be sure to check the return policy before making your purchase.

4. Do these t-shirts make good retirement gifts for others?

Absolutely! These t-shirts make fantastic retirement gifts for friends or loved ones who are retiring from the military. They’re sure to appreciate the humor and sentiment.

5. Are there t-shirts specifically designed for different branches of the military?

Yes, you can find t-shirts tailored to specific branches like the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines. These designs often incorporate branch-specific themes and emblems.

Additional information

Shipping: On average, merchandise is produced and shipped Within 2-5 business days after purchase. Standard shipping/transit times apply (3-5 days for United States).

– Shipping Cost:

+ USA Order: $5.95.a

+ International Order: $15.95.

Printed in US with love.

This product is hand made and made on-demand.

A soft tee made to go with everything in your closet

Shipping Faqs

- Production Time: On average, merchandise is produced and shipped from our facility 2-5 business days after purchase, In peak shopping season production time can be up to 5-10 business days.

- Shipping Time: You will receive your order anywhere from 3-5 business days for USA and 6-10 business days for International (depending on the shipping method you chose) from the date that it is shipped out, not the date the order is placed.

- Return & Exchange: At Mateefy, each item is personalized specifically for you. Therefore, we do not accept returns or exchanges. We encourage our customers to carefully review item descriptions, measurements, and dimensions before making a purchase. In case of defective or damaged goods, we will send a replacement to you (No any extra fee). Our policy lasts 30 days. If 30 days have gone by since your purchase, unfortunately, we can't offer you a refund or replacement. For More Details: Click Here:

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